Thursday, October 7, 2010

First Tattoo ends up in lady screaming for dear life

Yo, nothing to go indepth here, but is it wrong that I laughed the whole time watching this joint? LOLOL.


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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Scare Tactics? NAW! HOW ABOUT SCARED SHITLESS!! LOL

Yo, real talk - I would not want my caribbean ass up there. So you're saying that I'd be over 1700 feet in the sky with basically no support? OH HELL NAW!!!! More power to those people and I hope they are making beaucoup, but you couldn't pay mi bombaclot rass to be that high in the air with basically no support. You see how skinny that tower is...ridiculous? And on top of that, it's a GREAT conductor of electricity. I feel sorry for them when there is a storm amidst. You know how long it would take them to climb down??? This is some crazy shit. These mofos need to be on Superhumans or something. LOL. All jokes aside: I give people like this the utmost props and respect. Big balls (No axe). lol. Peep it!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

How to win $3,000 on Karmaloop ($1,000 remix ^___^ )

Hopped on twitter and what do i see/Karmaloop tweeting about 3000 of these dollars to spend/I look in my pockets and all I see lint/Not one red cent, but hey..it's cool/Can't even ask someone to lend me a G/So Shocked..Birthday came and passed and I'm STILL broke as a joke/Don't wanna be looking like an average bloke/They got the huge summer sale and this 3000 dollar contest popping off/I'm like man, we giving them 3 mill in free promo so I already know I can make em 4 gees with a breeze/So I stare at these Triumvir tees and think man, I want that Chun-Li up there!/ Black shirt with Xtra Large (no XXL)/Karmaloop needs no magazine or outside marketing scheme to get hits/So I'd thought I should come up with this rhyme/So that in time they pick me as the victor/I bet I'll spend that 3000 bucks quicker than a blink of the eye/ Muhammad Ali said he'd turn the lights off and be in bed before it got dark/Well, gimme that 3000 bucks and I'll do Akuma's Raging Demon and leave you knocked out/Total paralysis, motion less...dropped stiff looking like a horny cat staring at a fine chick w/ some big ass T.I.T.S./If you looking for fresh gear, I got the repcode/ JS24571 at the check out so you can get properly dipped/20% off for you to get fly as a G6/They got ill gear Like Fresh denims, fresh tees, and much more of these/ So plz give a brotha the 3G's so I can spit an ill verse shouting out #karmaloop like my man @BunBTrillOG. #karmaloop